Oh I could just wring their necks! B and R got out of the house again Saturday! It was my fault this time so I had no one to blame but myself. I was getting ready to head out for dinner so I brought in some fire wood to load up the stove. Certainly wouldn’t want to come home to a cold house. So I have my hands full and kicked the door closed with my foot. We have been having trouble with out door latching and it just popped back open as I was loading up the stove. Brutus, Rufus and Zeus seized the opportunity to slip out and head for the corn field across the street.
I snatched up 3 leashes and ran out to my car. I drove out the driveway just in time to watch Brutus and Rufus casually stroll across my road into the “golden cornfield”. I live on a really busy road as you may remember from their last “jail break.” So I drive out into the road and stop my car to block traffic so I could collect them up with out anyone getting hit. Zeus appears out of a ditch and is more than happy to hop in the car. Rufus sees me and heads back into the road and gussies right up to me. He too gets in the car without any hassle. Brutus however is another story altogether! He sees me and turns and beebops off further into the cornfield. I suppose I should mention, there is no corn there right now, its winter and was harvested in October/November.
At this point my heart is thumping so l0udly I am sure half of the neighborhood could hear it. I go back to my car and go up to the next road that runs along the other side of the corn field hoping to cut him off. Well, he notices I am no longer chasing after him and cuts back towards my road. I am screaming NO NO NO but he runs right into the middle of the road and trots right down the center stripe towards me. Several cars have stopped again and are enjoying the spectacle (of course no one helped me) of me running down my road in high heals, waving my arms towards him. I snatch him up and back to the car we go. Dodged yet another bullet.
THENNNNN……………. This morning I wake up and my front door is wide open! When my hubby left this morning the door didnt latch all the way and the wind blew it open. Luckily B and R were upstairs in my room sleeping with Apollo so they never noticed the door. The girls were still in their crates so they were safe. But Zeus was missing. I called out for him and he reappeared on the porch. WE HAVE TO GET THIS DOOR FIXED!