I had a post idea planned for today about the Swiffer Wet Jet and dogs and my new Karma Charms Collar (which is gorgeous by the way), but that is going to have to wait until tomorrow. I had a serious “WTF” (as Biggie-Z’s says) moment today I just have to tell you about. I ran a few errands this morning and brought Rufus along for the ride.

My last stop was picking up lunch at a Chicken Finger’s joint. The guy that was working the drive-thru spies Rufus sitting in the back seat and goes nuts… here is how things transpired:
Chicken Dude: OMG your dog is awesome! Where did you get him?
Me: He is a rescue and I have his litter mate as well.
Chicken Dude: How much did he cost?
Me: (forcing a smile) He is a rescue. His previous owner couldn’t care for him and turned him into rescue. When I had land I did Saint rescue and he and his brother came in together and I just kept them because it was so hard to place two saints together.
Chicken Dude: I would want one, but not two.
Me: That’s why I kept them.
Chicken Dude: How much will you sell him for?
Me: (WTF look) What? He’s not for sale (nervous laugh) he’s now my dog.
Chicken Dude: Oh come on man, how much you want for him? He’s big (pulls wallet from back pocket and pulls out a wad of money). How much? $500, $600, $700? I’ll buy him right now. I bet he eats a ton.
Me: (very uncomfortable at this point) Seriously, he is NOT for sale. I’m glad you like him. I like him a whole lot too. You should check out Petfinder.com, there are thousands of homeless dogs looking for their forever homes there.
Chicken Dude: I used to have a saint, but it died. He weighed 250 pounds and had a head (makes gesture the size of a car tire) this big. Then I wanted a Pitt Bull but the wouldn’t let him out of the shelter and put him down. Now I want a saint again. He sure is big. I will buy him right now.
Me: (where in the hell is my chicken) No thank you. He is NOT for sale, but you really should check out petfinder.com (writes www.petfinder.com on a piece of paper and hands to chicken dude).
Chicken Dude: That’s a shame.. I really like him, he’s big. If you change your mind will you call me. I have cash (hands me name and number on register tape).
Me: (Thank DOG chicken is ready) Thanks… good luck finding a dog.
Chicken Dude: You know you’re going to call me. I really like him.
OMG WTF DUDE! I will never eat there again! I felt soo uncomfortable it was unreal. RED FLAG!! RED FLAG!! That guy was soo creepy. I will be sleeping with one eye open for the forseeable future! He’s the kind of weirdo that stalks! Thank goodness I paid for my food with cash so he doesn’t have any information about me or Rufus. It was sooo random. Why would anyone who works at a fast food joint want to shell out that much money, cash money, for an adult dog that has a perfectly good home?! My guess, from his appearance, is that he wanted him for use as either a bait/training dog for fighting or is a drug dealer or gang banger and wants a big dog for protection/status. Trust me, you’d be mighty disappointed on both fronts chickenman.
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